Tuesday, August 7, 2012

It's Bonefit Time!

I have some exciting news—It's Bonefit Time, again and our dogs are already howling about it! 


Doggone it! Kinky's on the road again, and this time he's bringing That Jewford (a man Kinky's known since they were pups) along for a five-day Tour-Ette across the Lone Star State. It's all for a good cause: the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch, where the men are men and the rescued dogs enjoy first class accommodations. Come along for the fun, the frolic, the music, and the laughs, and help support one of the worthiest causes known to man or beast. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yippee-kay-yay!


Sponsored by Kinky Friedman's Man In Black Tequila.
Wednesday, August 15
Standpipe Coffee House
123 South 1st Street
Lufkin, TX
936-632-PIPE

Thursday, August 16
LMAO Comedy
12 First NE
Paris, TX
903-785-LAFF

Friday, August 17
Poor David's Pub
1313 South Lamar Street
Dallas, TX
214-565-1295

Saturday, August 18
Dosey Doe
25911 I-45 North
The Woodlands, TX
281-367-3774

Sunday, August 19
Sam's Burger Joint
330 E. Grayson Street
San Antonio, TX
210-223-2830 

Monday, August 6, 2012

Happy 58th Birthday, Tony!

Today is officially Tony's birthday and we've been celebrating it since last Friday. Tone is now 58 years old, which I guess makes me a Cougar, since I am almost 3 years older than him. Anyway, I want to be the first to wish my sweet husband a happy birthday.

And because I love Tony and I want him to have the best birthday ever—I am not going to ruin it by singing the Happy Birthday song to him, because as we all know—I'm "Tone deaf, in several different ways.

"Happy Birthday, Tony! I love YOU!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Lassie Rescued Me!

Today has been great, because late this morning, Lassie rescued me, so to speak. When we came inside The Cabin, after doing our morning chores outside, I had just washed my long, stringy gray hair, in the kitchen sink, when Tony half-hollers down the hallway, "A truck is driving in and I think it is Rick and his friend, but I'm not sure. I'm going outside."

"Tony, stall them!" I half-yelled back. "I need to dry my hair!" Then I heard the front door close. Panicked, because I don't like anyone to see me with my hair soaking wet or me not wearing my cap, I thought, "What would Ronnie do?" Then I laughed and half-hollered, "Hair, Lassie! Help!"

Lassie didn't have to come running to me, because she was sitting right in front of me, on the floor, so I aimed Lassie's wind tunnel towards my face, set her on the highest wind speed possible and then I turned her on and faced her. Omg! My wet hair immediately flew straight back, behind my head, parallel to the floor and it was completely dry, within 20 seconds! It was totally amazing. So now, I love Lassie for more than one reason—she's also an emergency hair dryer.

A few minutes later, when Rick and his friend Ronnie came inside The Cabin, with Tony, I greeted them with my dry hair pulled back into a ponytail—wearing my Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch cap.

Unfortunately, Rick and Ronnie were on their way back to Port Aransas and they only stayed for about an hour, but it was a real fun hour. The funnest part of their visit, was when I showed them Lassie and gave them my "Lasko 4900 blower fan demonstration," because it blew them away too, like it had yesterday, with Jim and Chris and before they left to go back home to Port A, they both told me that they were definitely going to buy one. And that is about it for tonight.

Y'all have a great evening!

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Mineral Man Gets Blown Away By Lassie!

Today has been great. This afternoon, newcomers to Kerrville, Jim and his wife Kris, came out to see our rescue ranch, because they have been supporting us for many years and Tony and I had a blast with them.

After we had met Kris and Jim, we invited them to come into my writing cabin, so we could visit. In no time flat, Tony and I knew that we wanted this fun, interesting couple to be our newest friends. While we were laughing and getting to know each other, Tony had to leave my pretty, pink cabin, for a minute, so he could get Maya, Shalom and the donkeys out of the rescue ranch, because they were making our dogs bark.

When T. returned to the cabin, we decided to go outside to The Okay Corral, so Tony could show them Tony's No Whiner Diner and they loved his chuck box and thought it was pretty cool. While we talked about birds, gardening, etc. Tony picked some of his hot peppers and gave them to our new friends. Then we invited them to come up to the trailer, so we could show it off.

But, before we took them inside The Cabin, we went into Outer Space and had a short, but fun visit with them and then we came inside The Cabin, where Mama immediately greeted them and then pestered them to continue to pet her.

After we had shown our new friends our thirty-year-old trailer and had discovered that we had many more things in common with them, I noticed Jim starring at my new blower fan, that had arrived yesterday. "Y'all this is the coolest thing," I said, enthusiastically. "I got it yesterday and Tony and I just love it!"

"I'm going to get one for my office," Tony added.

"My brother Ronnie told me about it the other day. He had just discovered them and after he had bought one for their home and saw the amazing results, he immediately purchased two more of them, that go to work with him every day, to help keep his crew cooled. It's not an air conditioner, it's a high powered blower fan made by Lasko and they only cost $59.00!

"How does it cool you off if it is just a fan?" Jim asked.

"It pulls the cooler air from floor level, which is always about 6 to 10 degrees cooler than up here. Heat rises." I explained. "Our dogs love it, too and when I first turned it on yesterday, it was about 15 feet away from the refrigerator and it blew my, "What Would Ronnie Do?" magnets off! Which I immediately knew was a sign. Here, let me show you. Y'all aren't going to believe it. I promise. Now take note, that it is pretty warm in here. Now get ready, Jim." Then I pointed the little Lasko at him and turned it on and blew him away.

"Oh, my god!" Jim said, in disbelief, as my "What Would Ronnie Do?" magnets flew off of the fridge, again and fell to the floor. "It is absolutely amazing how the temperature just dropped ten degrees," Jim said. "We're getting one of these, as soon as we leave here. Kris come over here and see. You're not going to believe this. We could use this out on our deck and inside..."

After amazing Kris, with my brand new, cooler-than-cool machine, I said, "It's a Lasko and the model number is 4900. When I told Sandy and Jon about it last night—they bought one, too..." After my long winded discussion and live-air-demonstration, we went outside and gave them a tour of the rescue ranch, so they could meet all of our super dogs.

When it was time for our new found friends to leave, Jim was telling us a very funny story about his cousin, "He likes to call me Mineral Man. Do y'all know what Mineral Man means?" Tony and I shook our heads sideways. "Silver hair, gold in your teeth and lead in your britches." Tony and I burst out laughing. A few minutes later, after handshakes and hugs, we adios-ed each other and then they took off for Kerrtown.

Before I finish writing tonight, I just took this picture of Roy Rogers relaxing and enjoying my Lasko 4900, which I still haven't named yet. No wait. I've just named it Lassie! Lassie, cool home!


Y'all have a great evening!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Surprise!

Today has been totally fantastic. This morning our fabulous volunteers: June, Ellen, Jim, Eileen and Lisa showed up to walk our dogs, but there was a whole lot of whispering going on, behind Tony's back, because for the last two days they have been secretly planning Tone's surprise birthday party at the Koyote Kafe, at Koyote Ranch.

For the past two days, Eileen and Lisa have been contacting me through secret e-mails about the surprise birthday party they were planning for T. and they asked me to please invite a few of his friends.

So, yesterday morning, before Tony returned home, from drinking coffee at the Old Timer, I was secretly sending out e-mail invites to Sandy & Jon and Fourth. And yesterday afternoon, when T. went to Hwy. 16 to pick up our mail, I called Sam, Tony's older brother, to invite him and Zach to come to the birthday party too.

Around 11:30 this morning, the volunteers took off for Koyote, to get things ready and five minutes later, after stalling Tony, he and I headed to Koyote Ranch, supposedly to just eat lunch with our friends, like we usually do.

It was fantastic, when we walked inside the Koyote headquarters and Tony saw his brother and nephew and Fourth, sitting at the long table, with our volunteers. "Happy Birthday, Tony!" They shouted and then the fun began.

While I was standing at the counter giving the cashier Tony's and my order, Ellen tells me that she and June were buying our lunch, I thanked her, because that was really nice.

When we began to eat lunch, Fourth received an urgent phone call, about a family member, so he excused himself for having to leave and took off for the hospital in Kerrville.

Through out lunch, Tony and I did a lot of laughing, as our good friends and family took turns telling one hilarious story after another. When lunch was over, Tony opened up every one's cards and gifts and he was thrilled with all of his birthday presents. Then it was cake time.

When Eileen brought the birthday cake to where Tony was sitting, she lit the candles and then we all sang the Happy Birthday song to him. After he blew out the #5 and #8 candles, Eileen handed him a knife to cut the cake, which was absolutely delicious! Here's T. cutting up at the party.


All-in-all, Tony's surprise birthday party was a total blast and he and I want to thank everyone for making his special day so special, because it was one that he will never forget, because he told me as we drove away to come home, "That's the best birthday party that I've ever had. I can't believe they did all of that for me..."

Y'all have a great evening!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Mystery Guest!

Today has been great, but no thanks to the strange, often annoying side effects of F.M.T., M.I R. and because I stupidly watched the always depressing local and nightly news tonight. But, thanks to Harley and our early morning mystery guest showing up unannounced—I am still laughing.

This morning, at 7:45, I called-in and did the Harley Show and it was a lot of fun. When I told Harley that Marie Osmond was his Pet of the Week, he thought it was pretty funny and he had me laughing non-stop with his hilarious wisecracks.

After breakfast, our dogs inside The Cabin, started barking, so I went out on the porch to see what was going on. "Tony! We've got a visitor!" I half-hollered, as I stared at an old, dear friend standing, in front of our gate, happily wagging her tail at me.

"Who is it?" Tony asked, as he opened the front door to come outside.

"I think Princess has come over to say good bye to us and Marlin, because I heard that she and Ben M. and the camp counselors are leaving today to go back home. Hi, Princess! You, sure look happy," I said, as Tony walked out of the gate to put a leash on her, so he could return her to Ben.

And that is about it for tonight, because I really need to distance myself from all of that negative, depressing news I watched earlier on TV. And, to do that, I'm fixin' to watch Woody Allen's award winning movie, Midnight In Paris, that all of my friends have been raving about. And I already know that I am going to enjoy watching the movie, because I love any movie that Owen Wilson stars in.

Y'all have a great evening!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Way To Go, Joe!

Today has been a very productive day for me. I spent almost the entire day doing paperwork, because it is the first of the month, which is always my busiest day of the month. Because I did so much paperwork and am now totally caught up with it—I didn't get to walk my daily 10,000 miles in 10 hours—I mean steps. Sorry, I couldn't resist, because I am still laughing about it.

This afternoon when Tony handed me the mail, it made me smile, because we had received an exciting thank you announcement from Herring Printing and we were so thrilled for our dear friend, Joe Herring, because Herring Printing has been voted Best Printer, for the 9th time, by the readers of The Kerrville Daily Times! So, Tony and I want to be amongst the first to say, "Way to go, Joe! Y'all are the Best Printers and that is why we only use y'all for all of our printing needs!


And that is about it for today, because I am going to walk four miles, inside The Cabin, with my old friend Leslie Sansone.

Y'all have a great evening!