Today has started out great! I walked six fast miles before eight o'clock, and two very nice people, Vern and Rita, showed up thirty minutes ago, and I will write about their fun visit this evening. Here's something that I want to share with you. Last night, my good friend, Mari, of the NoMads, sent me this hilarious e-mail, and it made me laugh out loud! Enjoy!
ROTFL – I saw No. 4 and thought of you and the Leslie Sansone walks right away! Mari
The Importance of Walking can add minutes to your life.
1) This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
2) My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
3) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
4) I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5)I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
6) Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
7) The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
8) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
9)I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years. just getting over the hill.
10) We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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11) Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends, But just e-mail it to them.
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