Sunday, October 28, 2007

Sunday Morning

Today is Sunday—my day off, so here is a joke that I’ll pass along from Fay, which I accidentally deleted and had to rewrite. I’m going outside to visit the dogs!

A taxi driver up in Dallas picks up a nun. She notices from the get-go, that the good-looking taxi driver won’t quit staring at her. Finally, she asks him why he was staring at her.

“I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you,” He answers.

“My son, trust me—you can’t offend me. I’ve seen and heard just about everything at my age. Go ahead and ask me your question. I’m sure it won’t be shocking to me.”

“Well,” he says. “I’ve always had a fantasy about kissing a nun and what it would be like.”

“I’ll kiss you under two conditions, you must be single and a Catholic.

“Yes!” says the cab driver, excitedly. “I am single and a devoted Catholic!”

“Good,” says the nun. “The next alley you see—pull into it.”

She fulfills the cab driver’s fantasy with a kiss—that wouldn’t quit!

When they got back on the road, in no time at all, the taxi driver starts crying.

“What is wrong, my dear child?” asked the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Please forgive me—for I have sinned,” He weeps. “I lied and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish. I’m so sorry.”

“That’s okay. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween Party.”

2 comments:

DY_Goddess said...

Hi Nancy,
Hope you had a super day off. I went to a hallowe'en party last night - dressed up as Amy Winehouse - and I told that joke and got a big laugh every time. So glad you shared it, it's really funny. Have a great week!

Anonymous said...

Nancy that is one of my favorite jokes! I suppose we could consider an updated version in the future --- times being what they are --- where Kevin is in Minneapolis and gets dropped off by the cabbie at the airport for a little toe tappin’. What do you think?

Take care,
Bob K.